Samaritans

What is Samaritans?


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Helpline that you can phone when you are at risk of ending it all. An ear to talk to when you have things bothering you that you couldnt tell another living soul.

Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"

Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"

Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....

Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.

See suicidal, neurotic, desperate, fucked up, psycho


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