What is Samaro?
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Noun: A sub-species of the hominid family indigenous to Central Texas. Spawning grounds are in South-Central Texas. Proud of Latino heritage and an avid fan of the Longhorns and a player of card games.
WARNING: The wily Samaro can be very unpredictable. Things known to agitate the feral Samaro include: Oil stains on his driveway, a lesser Wayno mis-dealing cards, and especially a common fuckhead throwing a football at his classic restored pickup truck.
Norling: "Dammit that's the third Earl Campbell I've dropped in the blue bucket."
Bushman: "That's kewl, just put it in a tortilla and give it to Samaro."
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It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever..
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When a female inserts a single nipple into a man's urethra.
I went to the Nu-Look Salon last night and Bebe gave me a happy ending..
