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Ugly bitches that when deployed to Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, or anywhere else in the CENTCOM AOR that get exceptional attention because..
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An inability to have a shit with the light on.
Apparently he suffered from coprophotophobia, but he kept us in the dark about it...
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Having the attributes of granola.
He's still in his granolesque stage - fruity and nutty...