What is Samford?
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1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens
1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!
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That shiny sticker that comes on the bottom of your flat billed hat. Taking it off immediately causes loss of value and credit.
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A response to anyone's bitching.
Man 1: I lost my job!
Man 2: You'll get over it.
Man 1: How am i supposed to pay my bills?..