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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..
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A type of mungrel-computer used by people too cool to get a PC but too poor to get a proper Mac.
Every time you use a Hackint0sh, Steve..
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the small amount of urine released whilst one is laughing heartily
"did you see when captain vodka fell on his face while trying t..