Samir

What is Samir?


1.

The king of all kings; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the girls by just winking at them; player.

Man, look at that samir. I wish i could be like him.

See cool, king, amazing, awesome, player

2.

a person with a princley swag, someone with the "swagger of a prince"

Samir is so respectful, funny, and cute!

what girl wouldnt be his friend?

See fresh, funny, player, king

3.

blasphemous dope fiend.

Samir?! That blasphemous dope fiend?!

See samir, blasphemous, dope, fiend, drugs, Mambart

4.

A guy who is BALLIN! He has a Ferrariand a Porsche a guy who can get anyhting he wants. except the one girl he wants.

OH HOT DAM SAMIR IS THE MAN!

See hot, amazing, loaded, ballin

5.

It means to finish very early, really ahead of time, a huge task. Can be used a verb, noun, or adjective.

1) Aboujouj: You have 4 months left before your thesis deadline. But it usually requires 1 or 2 years to write a thesis and you haven't started yet!

Harakat: Don't worry, I will samir it!

2) Kassatly: I have 3 finals for tomorrow, but I haven't even finished studying for the first one.

Soto: I think you should follow the samir technique tonight. You will be done on time.

See samir, samer

6.

(n)To kill one after they have fought another player in Halo and their shields are down.

Also means to admit to being a fire hazard

Dude, stop being a samir, that's the fifth time you've samired me!

See samir, gay, butt, sex, homo, halo, bitch

7.

a human, of male gender, that resides in a small no name town in jersey. has no friends, a small penis, loose asshole, and likes every guy he sees.

his middle name is flounder, and he likes chocolate cake and gay midget porn.

He's really into track, and thinks hes the best.

His last name is CarBoner

hes really cocky, but only cuz he gets one in his ass on a minutely basis. he has a small brain, and a big mouth.

attempts to flirt with girls to hide that hes gay... fails miserably

Samir Cardona is a flaming horny homosexual pirate

See sam, sammy, samir, car, carboner, boner, flounder, found, faggot, homosexual, track, cross country, ass pirate, pirate, ass, loose, gay


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