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The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.
"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"..
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(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for ..
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A Jonas Funnel is where you place a satellite dish around your neck like used on dogs. Then you have people jack off into the dish like ..