What is Samitis?
1.
The tendency of a person to kill every funny joke said in the presence of that person. Then they will try to laugh about it and pretend they did it on purpose, but they really didnt.
Known Cures:
1. Putting a bullet in their skull
2. Telling them to shut the FUCK up
3. Killing yourself so you dont have to hear their pathetic attempts at being funny
"what did u do last night?"-person
"your mom! hahahahaa"-person afflicted with Samitis
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2.
When someone contracts every STD known on Earth and a few on other planets and they mutate into a new STD called Samitis. It has no known cure, and unfortunately is not fatal. Symptoms in girls are dating gay men, whoring yourself out, developing a horrible skin condition on your face, loss of shoes, mirrors breaking, and believing you're bi when you're not. Symptoms in men contain wanting to date Samantha Shay, thus making it possibly fatal, however no deaths have been reported as of yet.
Samantha Shay is the origin of Samitis. She has the only confirmed case thus far, though there have been several other cases reported in men, but have not been confirmed. (Mike Thal's case is pending)
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3.
The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.
SAM: The sky is always green.
Person 1: No it's not.
SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.
Person 1: You have Samitis.
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4.
The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.
SAM: The sky is always green.
Person 1: No it's not.
SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.
Person 1: You have Samitis.
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5.
A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy
Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!
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