Sammed

What is Sammed?


1.

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.

i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?

See yadigg, bra, sam, fooled, picture

2.

Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.

"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."

"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"            

See sammed, shunned, rejected, third wheel, hardcore, sex

3.

To receive a kick, punch or similar blow to the crotch, in public.

Often causing not just severe pain, but anger and great embarrassment.

A funny spectacle for others to watch.

Simmilar to owned/pwnd

Member of public: "Dude you got sammed"

See sammed, owned, pwnd, gutted, crotch


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