Sammich Alert

What is Sammich Alert?

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?

dude2: no is she teh nekkit?

dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*

dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT

dude1: fo sho

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