What is Sammy Moses?
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1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person
2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.
"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"
"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."
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The condition of being so intensely irritated by someone that you want to slap them, and thus relieve the itchiness of your palms.
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A day where emo kids across the world get the beatdown they so richly deserve.
It originated when a Myspaceuser called Hatepantsbad ha..
