Sam-n-dan

What is Sam-n-dan?


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An utterly irresistible and very rare creature. Features of the sam-n-dan include gorgeous locks of blonde curly hair, a beautiful smile, fabulous outfits, expensive taste and killer charm. Favourite foods include chocolate, gummy candy and cosmopolitans. This creature, spotted on very rare occasions, has been known to bite unattractive/rude men so is it suggested that only charming, handsome men approach it, preferably offering it flowers or a night on the town. If you have the chance to see or spend time with the sam-n-dan you will no doubt forget it...consider yourself lucky!

"look over there! oh my god its a sam-n-dan, hurry get the camera!"

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