What is Samoan Pile Driver?
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A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
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The illegal practice of secretly watching old people kissing and cuddling.
Alex! have you been Old Dogging outside that retirement home..
