What is Samoan Pile Driver?
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A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
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The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.
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The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.
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