Sampler

What is Sampler?


1.

An electronic musical instrument that plays back and records sounds so that they can be played using a keyboardor a sequencer. Not to be confused with a synthesizer or ROMpler

A sampler is never going to sound as good as the real instrument.

2.

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

See sampler, foreplay, package, nipples

3.

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

See sampler, rimjob, sex, hj

4.

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

See spread, ass, sample, taste, enjoy

5.

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

See sampling, fat bastard

6.

When you jerk off and blow it in your hand. Then you bring it to your mouth and take a lick

Jay likes taking a sampler


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