Sampolk

What is Sampolk?

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

See sampolk, ritual, vagina, seal, toy, alien

Your Mum Has No Legs And Lives In A Canoe

1. Your mum has no legs and lives is a canoe is a statement used by special people to offend special people. Special people are so special..

Rick Out

1. making plans....commiting to a plan...coming up with a plan....and then at the last minute not following through "dude way to rick..

Christ Puncher

1. One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jerry Falwell and George W. Bu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sampolk Edit Meaning