Sampolk

What is Sampolk?

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

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