What is Sam's?
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A big warehouse where you pay a membership fee, usually $40-$150 a year to pay a couple dollars less for an item which you buy twice a year since that is the only times you go there. There is an employee at the door who punches a hole in your receipt but never checks your items in your cart so you could potentially steal a lot of stuff.
I went to Sam's and payed $10 for a pack of Gatorade! They had it at Wal-Mart for $12!
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a rip of walmart gay fags who shop
i went to sam's to get a spanking from sam