What is Sams?
1.
Small Angry Man Syndrome.
A person who is angry because they are small in statue but do not accept this as their reason for anger and instead blame other factors.
Steph''your mate just hit that guy for no reason''
Lee''Yeh hes a stereotypical SAMS''
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2.
A disease originating from a person who shall remain nameless.. cough Sam O'Toole.
A chain of rash's, spots and dry, horrible looking hair will result.
Dude you've got Sams!
Sorry Sarah I can't come swimming.
I got Sams.
I feel so bitchy and strangely fake.
You must have Sams!!
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3.
A group of dudes.
Look at thoose Sams.
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