Sam's Choice

What is Sam's Choice?


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Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.

Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.

Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...


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