Samsclubstalker

What is Samsclubstalker?


1.

A creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in SamsClub and other various destinations only behind

children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other SamsClubStalkers (Depending on there Vision and Sexual Preference)

who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted dick deep within the caverns of your asshole to feel a sense of sexual gratification, and that their viagra is working.

See related areas: WalmartStalker, StarBucksTalker, Persusive Old Corpse.

" Hey there little boy,

what do you think about Pears?"

"There Delicious you creepy ass SamsClubStalker."

See walmart, oldman, pedophile, creeper


90

Random Words:

1. When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this h..
1. peepz that always hang out together and do stuff together i.e good friends Me and this chick are the biggest bum chumz ever, always han..
1. a frisbee (a throwable disc object used for games like ultimate) toss me that frisbizzle See frisbee, disc..