Samsonite Edit Meaning

1.

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.

Joe: She's hot.

Pete: She's also a Samsonite.

Joe: Kids?

Pete: Two.

{pause}

Joe: She's a MILF.

See baby mama, baby daddy, milf, children, baggage

2.

When someone you'd usually find blindingly hot, Usually female, has so much baggage that it obscures their hottness.

Yeah she looks good and all, but pure samsonite.

See luggage, baggage, psycho, damaged, broken

3.

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.

Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

See butt, ass, bunghole, poophole, stephen colbert, morgan spurlock, colbert report

4.

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

See baggage, 5th wheel