What is Samstance?
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Whenever anyone purposely attempts to look like a bad ass (or a B.A. <_<) to look strong in a situation. This is expressed by putting hair in front of your eyes, pushing your back out and standing uberstraight, speaking in little or no words, and keeping your fists clenched.
"Man, I'd so totally profile that, but I'm afraid I'll get Samstanced."
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