What is Samuel Adams?
1.
American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.
2.
The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.
Samuel Adams: always made a good decision
3.
Taking a dump in someone's ear...
"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"
4.
A shitty American beer which disgraces my last name.
"Samuel Adams" -Always a BAD decision.