Samuel L Jackson Edit Meaning

1.

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God

Shaft

Samuel L. Jackson is God

2.

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

3.

Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?

person 1: whos in that movie?

person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.

See cool, has, butt, good, badd

4.

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

See chuck norris, snakes on a plane, awesome

5.

The tightest nigga ever, the most kick ass actor ever, has been in so many kick ass movies and played so many kick ass characters. He has been a jedi, a cartoon super hero, a drug dealer (on a few occasions), a secret agent, a member of swat, a scientist, a basket ball coach and Shaft just to name a few characters

Plus some of the movies he has been in include

Star Wars, Shaft, GTA (Game), Pulp Fiction, Coach Carter, SWAT, Die Hard 3, the 51st State, Deep Blue Sea, Kiss of Death, and Jurrasic Park

White Guy: who is Samuel l Jackson?

Black Guy: What, cracker whats wrong with you, he his only the tightest nigga ever, who is every fuckin movie that kicks ass

White Guy: What like titanic

Black Guy: Dam you white boys need to see more pimpin movies,im talkin shit like Pulp Fiction and Shaft

White Guy: What?

Black Guy: Oh shit nigga, Jackson is God. And not the nigga who is now white, the one who is still a nigga

See god, samuel, jackson, shaft, pulp fiction

6.

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie

Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass

See samuel l. jackson, bad-ass, nigga, black

7.

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...