Samuel Ross-gower

What is Samuel Ross-gower?


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A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.

That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.

Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!

See donkey punch, blue whale, swordfish, toad, ninja


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