Samurai Jesus

What is Samurai Jesus?


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Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

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