What is Samuraixmas?
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A holiday celebrated in secret by the samurai of feudal japan. In feudal japan christianity was forbidden because it was the cause of an uprising at the city of shimabara. Thousands of Christians perished in the genocide and those that remained worshipped in secret.
The number one rule of SamuraiXmas..you do not talk about SamuraiXmas
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When you have to shit so bad that you don't have time to sit down before you poop, hovering above the toilet like your ready to bom..