What is Samwell?
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N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.
This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
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A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.
He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.
I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
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Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.
The ass goblins stole my Anthropology pap..
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When you get a girl in position to fuck and she changes her mind, you ducktape her limbs and handle your business
I had to duck tape it..
