What is San Antonio Muffle-lada?
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The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
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Bottled spring water that one purchases.
In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks...