San Antonio Mustard Packet

What is San Antonio Mustard Packet?

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When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

See mustard, packet, colostomy, bite

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