San Carlos Park

What is San Carlos Park?


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A neighborhood linking Fort Myers, Florida to Estero, Florida. San Carlos Park literally consists hundreds of back-roads and confusing streets only manageable by a local San Carlos resident. This neighborhood mainly houses white trash, illegal workers, wanna be gangsters, and druggies. Houses usually display furniture, tacky decorations, or broken down cars on their front lawns. Main roads include San Carlos Parkway, Three Oaks Parkway, Oriole, Lee, Constitution blvd, Miami, and Sanibel. Main attractions include the Karl Drews Pool, Three Oaks Park, 24 hour McDonalds, Grenada Tree Swing, the abortion billboard, Treasure Chest head shop, and the ever-mysterious hidden house with a Heath Bar mailbox. Most San Carlos-born children feel pride with where they came from and share bonds with other SCP-born. Many locals like to keep to themselves but are simply harmless.

Growing up in San Carlos Park messed me up but made me awesome!

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