San Diego Toupee

What is San Diego Toupee?

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee

or

After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

60/40

1. not bad, better than average Mike: "Good morning George, how are you?" George: "60/40!"..

Afflenomic

1. a noun describing a person whose mind is being messed with while they are drunk by a sober individual. Dude, you are an AFFLENOMIC haha..

The Abe Lincoln

1. The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on..

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