San Diego Toupee

What is San Diego Toupee?

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee

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After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

Eufuckingreka

1. Emphasized word for "eureka", especially used when one has been trying to figure something out for days. Guy: "Eufucking..

Chrystle

1. Psycho. Slut. Obviously doesn't know how to spell. High school dropout. Good for absolutely NOTHING. Thinks she's the best eve..

Angry Spider

1. A use of a hand for sexual gratification. To properly give an angry spider one must either recieve a partners or his/her own thumb up th..

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