San Diego Toupee

What is San Diego Toupee?

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee

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After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

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