San Diego Toupee

What is San Diego Toupee?

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee

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After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

Digging For Pearls

1. digging in your nose for large boogers My nose was bothering me so I went digging for pearls. See nose, boogers, sneezing, pearls..

Risky Business

1. Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat o..

Baby Jawn

1. A very sexy girl who is small and resembles Betty Boop's figure. Craig and them came to the party, and they only got in because th..

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