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Surfing the internet to find porn while masturbating
I spent the last hour surfin' for the gherkin.
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Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you sla..
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What's lost when an iPhone is touched for the first time. Never again will the iPhone be pristine without smudges or marks.
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