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shit that is never going to happen
Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is go..
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what to say when tom doesnt play nice
Tom, you broke the tower of eternal sufferage and sincerity! Get him!
*throws blocks at his skin..
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The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones
Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
Mike-"..