What is San Francisco Surprise?


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The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.

*nudge* *nudge*

Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!

ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!

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