What is San Francisco Volckmann?


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You hire a German stripper to dress like Neo from the Matrix and have her play a death metal + techno mix while she dances around crazily and then pulls you up front and center and pulls your small pathetic penis out and pours hot wax from a candle all over the tip of it while your friends laugh and take pictures.

"Hey man, how was the strip club last night?

-Awful, the stripper San Francisco Volckmanned me and my dick has been killing me all day"

"Hey did you end up getting that stripper's phone number last night?

-Naw, everything was going great til she went for the San Francisco Volckmann and saw how small my penis was"

"I hate that guy. He is such a piece of shit. I'm gonna pay a dirty German stripper to give him the San Francisco Volckmann as payback"

See german, stripper, oktoberfest, ouch


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