San Jose

What is San Jose?


1.

A city in Northern California; The heart of silicon valley, the 10th largest U.S. city, and one of the safest cities in the United States. Home to the San Jose Sharks, San Jose Stealth Lacrosse, and an annual Grand Prix. Awesome weather . . . a drive away from Tahoe, San Francisco, and the Monteray Bay. My hometown, and an great city.

Me: San Jose's pretty sick

Douche: What's San Jose?

Me: Fuck You

See san francisco, bay area, nor cal, california, sharks

2.

"The Capitol of Silicon Valley". About half the people who live there have their family name registered as a domain.

My name's daniel wall, but some random guy called larry wall stole my domain. Lame!

See Stray

3.

the 10th largest city in the U.S., as of july 2005

person 1-yo man, what city are we in?

person 2-san jose.

person 1-oh, ok.

*30 minutes later*

person 1-its been half an hour, man. where are we now?

person 2-san jose.

person 1-dang. i guess thats why its the 10th largest city.

See silicon valley, shark city

4.

1. The 10th largest city in the United States

2. The third largest city in California

3. The largest city in the Bay Area

4. A city founded in 1777

5. California's first civilian settlement

5. California's first state capital

6. Population estimate: 945,000 (April 2006)

7. #1 technology enterprise as the heart of Silicon Valley

8. Attractions: Happy Hollow Park & Zoo, Raging Waters, Winchester Mystery House, Children's Discovery Museum, San Jose Museum of Art, The Tech Museum and much more

9. Local sports teams: San Jose Giants, Earthquakes, Sharks, Sabercats, Spiders and Stealth

10. Venues: Center for the Performing Arts, HP Pavilion, Mexican Heritage Plaza, Montgomery Theater and much more

11. Local Newspapers: San Jose Mercury News, Evergreen Times, Willow Glen Times and much more

12. A City well-known for being a culture melting pot

Friend: Hey Rachel, when are you going to come back to San Jose?

Me: Soon don't worry, I'll never forget my roots.

See sharks, stealth, silicon valley, bay area

5.

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert

Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen

Me- lets go to both!

Emily- where's my bong?

See ME

6.

The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.

Cleveland is another.

7.

San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.

Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!

*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***

Me : I live in San Jose

Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.

Me : I'm sorry.

See bay area, silicon valley, beautiful


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