What is San Jose Cell Phone?
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
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