What is San Jose Cell Phone?
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
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Inglemire Lane, Hull, England, Pizza/kebab shop run by the famous Sarge. Caters for 4-5 bored students and hundreds of dribbling chavs. ..
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sex of unbelievable proportions, shagging till your world moves or the best fuck of your life etc...
OMFG mate last night i had the bes..
