What is San Jose Cell Phone?
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A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.
"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."
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pussy licker.... NASTY......... a lesbian
heather covington is the biggest fuckin koochie licker in florence..
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A fat girl who goes to shows and attempts to mosh
Person 1: Yo dude did you see the fat chick at Bracewar last night?
Person 2: Yea ..
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a person that has no idea where he is going, and is a total moron for doing so.
ryan: we are lost.
maggie:ugh, you dumbitchshit!
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