What is Sanchez Hasty?
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An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
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The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15..