Sand Cock

What is Sand Cock?


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A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.

Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.

See std, erectile dysfunction


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