Sand In My Vagina

What is Sand In My Vagina?

A good excuse to get out of anything.

Coach: Son, why don't you want to play today?

Player: I would play in the basketball game today coach, but I've had some sand in my vagina thats been troubling me all day.

Jacksoning Off

1. To eat while masturbating; only a task an extreme multi-tasker can accomplish efficiently. Ayo Bansain, I don't appreciate the fac..

Greek Lantern

1. to dip one's testes in tzatziki sauce (cucumber sauce) and swing them back and forth hitting a loved one's forehead, just like..

Dinter

1. When your damn printer won't work/dies 20 minutes before your 20 page paper is due. Bob: God I hate this dinter! I'm going to..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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