Sand Pirate

What is Sand Pirate?


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Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:

-rust

-mismatched hubcaps

-broken headlights

-different sized tires on both sides

-dents

DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?

See car, vehicle, shit


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