What is Sand Sculpture Defense?


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'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.

Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.

Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!

Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.

See sand, sculpture, defense, weak, bullshit, argument


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