What is Sand Spunk?
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The act of burying your partner on the beach in the sand up to their neck with only their head exposed. Then ejaculating on said partner's head to be left in the sun for the gulls.
Tom took Susie to the beach for her first Sand Spunking under the sun.
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Beating off into a bag. Preferably an Albertson's, Rite Aid or Walgreens.
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a play-off of the surfer slang "glory parasite." Someone who is a sycophant, people pleaser, yes-man
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