What is Sandcastle?
1.
-Noun
Another term for A member of the male anatomy, or his penis.
His gens, His shlim shlam, his wiggle tugger, his wenis
Marc: Another penis picture post... never gets old.
Lil: Oh wow that was a penis? I thought it was a sandcastle.
Marc: Omg lmfao
Lil: see? his hand looks like the sand.
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2.
A variation of the
This little trick requires a bit of pre-planning, be warned.
01. You'll need to find a decently sized glass, and fill it with sand. Any sand will do, but beach sand is preferable due to its conforming attributes. Place this glass filled with sand onto your nightstand or on some hard surface within arms reach of where the intercourse is going to be taking place.
02. (OPTIONAL) In order to make the plain glass of sand more inconspicuous, add a small branchlet or some sort of leaf configuration to give the illusion of "home-decor". She might even appreciate your new found interior design sense and compliment you.
03. Start boning down.
04. Whilst performing anal sex or doggie-style on the girl, you pull out and spit on her back, tricking the broad into thinking you've finished up.
05. As she rolls back over to face you, blow your load directly onto and all over her face. (This is critical to the success of this mission.)
06. While still recoiling in shock, grab the glass of sand, remove any flora if necessary, and proceed to either a) dump the glass onto her head and face or b) attempt to fling it at her face in a projectile manner to effectively land in her eyes and leave an even coat over her face.
07. The sand will stick to wherever your load went and viola! You have successfully completed The Sandcastle.
I played a little trick on Chrissie last night... you wouldn't believe how good of a Sandcastle I gave her!
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3.
When finishing up sex, you kick the shit out of your partner, as you would a sandcastle when you are done building it.
I sandcastled the shit outta that girl last night.
