What is Sandman Stewart?
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The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.
"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
OR
"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."
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