Sandman Stewart

What is Sandman Stewart?


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The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.

"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"

OR

"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."

OR

"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"

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"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."

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