Sandpaper Mittens

What is Sandpaper Mittens?

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

See hand job, jerk off, masturbate

Dampdown

1. To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out. Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampd..

Zanzibar

1. The place I'll order your favorite dish, because I'm not gonna to cook it. "What's your favorite dish? I'm not..

Hen-pecked

1. When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man. A hen-pecked mal..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sandpaper Mittens Edit Meaning