Sandpaper Mittens

What is Sandpaper Mittens?

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

See hand job, jerk off, masturbate

Juice Deuce

1. diarrhea. Getting diarrhea. (drop a deuce) After eating taco bell I sat down for a massive juice deuce. See juice, deuce, diarrhea, ..

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1. What youn say when you are... a. Mrs Smart b. A cave man c. very angry d.Just plain weird a. come to me my children..ooh ooh b. Ug..

Internet Qualifier

1. anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in pokerterminology I kicked ass at poker but these people at the table smell b..

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