Sandpaper Mittens

What is Sandpaper Mittens?

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

See hand job, jerk off, masturbate

Qrrbrbirlbel

1. The primary town in the demented cartoon movie. Also the town where Romeo and Juliet WOULD BE filmed, except for a bomb-happy Juliet. ..

Uffalug

1. A cross between Elephantand chocolateeclair. WHOA! AN UFFALUG! Thats rare!..

Numba

1. The word is a easier and quicker way to pronounce the word number beats my why the r is unpronouncable ?? e 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,etc...

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