Sandpaper Mittens

What is Sandpaper Mittens?

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

See hand job, jerk off, masturbate

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