Sandpaper Mittens

What is Sandpaper Mittens?

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

See hand job, jerk off, masturbate

Ass Wings

1. the excess fat that hangs down over a mans pants in the back above his ass. aka 'love handles' put your shirt back on fatboy!..

Pure Shit

1. When something is of the worse level of quality there is. These hair clips I bought off ebay are just pure shit. See slang, shit, funn..

Just The Billet

1. From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known &q..

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