What is Sandpaper Swing?
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The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.
Me: Dude that was my grandma.
Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.
Me: That's disgusting.
Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.
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