Sandpaper Swing

What is Sandpaper Swing?


1.

The humping of Dry Vagina.

Usually associated with Grandma's.

Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

See sand, sandpaper, sandy, moo, poop, poopie


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