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Slipknot
"hey look at the guy in the mask"
"He looks hardcore, this must be metal"
"fuck the world"
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The amount of money factored into a date relative to the amount of orgasms obtained.
I took a girl out and spent 48 dollars on dinner, ..
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What you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money..