Sandvitch

What is Sandvitch?


1.

A sandwich that was completely altered the soviet scientists. The orgins of the project are still unclear, but some speculate that the idea came from Joesph Stalin after observing Franklin Roosevelt eating his ham sandwich. Realizing a potential, he combined it with super hormones to create the Sandvitch. It apparently tastes so good that it restores 120 hit points.

I WANT MAH SANDVITCH!

See sandwhich, stalin, item

2.

A Russiansandwich that grants super-human abilities, for a short amount of time. Ruskies eat sandvitches before and after battles.

ZOMG! HE ATE A SANDVITCH! HIS STRENGTH! IT'S OVER 9000!

See sandvitch, sandwich, ruskies, russians, super, powers

3.

A tasty edible device that tends to be eaten by over-sized Russian men carrying over-sized Russian mini-guns. Sandvitches are also occasionally eaten by skinny Americans with sever cases of ADHD.

Sandvitches are also known for their sustenance, offering a whopping 120 nutritional points.

*Heavy Grabs Sandvitch*

Heavy: "Om nom nom nom"

Scout: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!

My blood!

He punched out ALL my blood!

See tf2, scout, sandwitch, heavy, sasha


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