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when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard
Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: ..
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When you wake up with morning wood and bust a nut, then go back to sleep and wake up and do the same again.
Damn son, i woke up to a do..
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When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.
Those ants are on the road to craptinction..